I figure its about time for me to slowly introduce members and people of my life. Members mainly pertaining to the non-human, Magnus aka MADNESS. My 2 year old cat. Norwegian Forest Cat to be exact. At least thats what I think he is because thats the breed he most resembles in the cat books. Magnus is the best gift I got from the worst person to ever make an appearance in my life, the ex.
I don't have any children, so Magnus is my child. He is my screen saver on my cell and the coolest f*ing cat people will ever meet. I'm starting to think he specializes in turning non-cat likers into cat lovers, or Magnus lovers. Ask around. He's so serious.
He can't be mated, sorry folks, I took care of that to eliminate some of his agression. And he's still agressive, thats why we call him Madness. He literally made my mothers cat pee on himself. But that cat plays fetch and communicates seamlessly, I used to laugh at people who were all into their animals, but I see now. I know he's not perfect, he proved that by his pooping in the hallway stunt when I forgot to clean his litter box for a week.......Aww hell that was my fault. He is perfect.
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