Green Tea is "the $&!@"

I was coming down with a cold since last Sunday. My body was literally walking that tight rope line between bed riddingly miserable and normalcy. I was popping vitamin C's AM and PM. If you can't tell by now, I have a lot of..."Rap"isms. Brief history on me an natural medicine.

I have this pharmaceutical philosophy that I don't take their products, I prefer alternative medicines as a first line of defense. I believe that any logical company would not make you better because it is in their best financial issue for you to be sick. Who cares about morality when theres money to be made right?..Just a "Rap"ism.

Anyway, vitamin C and Omega 3 fish oils needed some help (I take those regularly anyway). But a health nut friend of mine recommended that I drink Green Tea. I did. And 1 day later, no sore throat. I'm astonished. I have always heard that there were health benefits, but it made a drastically visible difference. And it was good. I always imagined that it would taste like tree bark and leaves. AND!!! it wasn't like I was doing sensible stuff like bundling up and getting rest for an effective fight. NO. I was partying until 6 AM and wearing mini-skirts and pumps in 29 degree weather.

Green Tea is the shit. I don't know how I made it this far without it. So I now endorse green tea. Not the Lipton stuff that doesn't seem authentic enough. I want my box to have Asian writing on the side and directions I can't understand. Oh and randomly, in RAP fashion. I endorse Kir Royales prepared by Chris at Rock Bottom brewery in Charlotte NC. The best bartender on North Tryon.